final boss paul girl

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

it turns out that making big positive changes in your life is great but it also forces you to reckon with the years you spent not really living and makes you feel like you're carrying the corpse of a 20 year old girl on your back

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

watching iron lung with liv and saying "markiplier dont be scared its just a movie"

Markiplier please calm down it's going to be okay markiplier.

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

fruitful endeavors…