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Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

Feels kind of stupid to call myself a McLennon shipper because my feelings about the situation have nothing to do with wishing those guys were in love. That's just some shit that actually happened. You don't "become" a shipper you just get McLennonpilled and realize everyone else is living in the heterobeatle matrix

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

we have to stop the “I shaved everything” meme for going to concerts bc 1. It normalizes shaving bush/body hair as something you have to do to make yourself sexually desirable and 2. People are applying it to musicians that would NAWT like bald pussy. WDYM u are joking u shaved everything to see PAUL MCCARTNEY…???? he is one of the confirmed bush enjoyers… your joke doesn’t work he doesn’t want that bald thang

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

he ran into my yaoi paddle. he ran into my yaoi paddle 10 times