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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

that-house

We never have to go back

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Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

baddywronglegs

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2024

baddywronglegs

Not naming options to skew votes but...

I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.

formlesschromatic

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quaintpanic

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

transparentgentlemenmarker

Les dances à travers le monde

apollosdrunkenmixup

my favourite thing about this is some are very traditional dances integral to that country/culture; and some are one individuals favourite move

and he approaches all of them with enthusiasm and a surprising amount of skill

caffeinatedopossum

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

bunnayy

What country is '🏳️‍⚧️' and why are all the cute boys from there

horreurscopes

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

horreurscopes

testtubebabybeavis

Here's a few I have

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rylandgraces

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

justsomeguycore

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

justsomeguycore

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

goth-queen

aflo

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

depsidase

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gayteensupreme

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

angie-the-hobbit

Pokemon AU: Cultivator’s spiritual powers are tied to Pokemon. These Pokemon are bonded with spiritual objects, the most powerful of which are bound to swords. It is taboo to bind a Pokemon against their will.

Shen Qingqiu’s Pokemon include SJ’s Serperior, Xiu Ya (sword) and SY’s Mimikyu, Cucumber (fan).

Xiu Ya took a while to warm up to SY, recognizing SQQ but not the soul within him. At first it hated SY and would not cooperate at all, blaming him for the loss of its master. Eventually it came to realize that its reckless partner had died in a qi deviation and the idiot inhabiting SQQ’s body could not have killed him (he is too stupid). It contemplated breaking their bond, but found that it did not want to give up its old life and SY is at least amusing.

Cucumber showed up on Qing Jing peak shortly after SY’s transmigration. It recognized a kindred spirit and started following him everywhere. When it started dressing up like Xiu Ya, the Serperior was at first disgusted before becoming grudgingly flattered. It thinks its idiot master and his idiot fan really do grow on you. Like mold.

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