she bit the apple!

steven universe fans sucked but none of yall get it. we were suffering, im so sorry we lashed out. it was the sigh of the opressed

they made us wait 5 months for an episode about how a character called mr smiley had a friend named mr frowny

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

me at the tumblr restaurant: could i have loki’s santa fe chicken salad and a “dangan ronpa drink”

i tried to come out of my shell and fucked it up and now im kinda lodged in here all weird

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe