Despondent

The average Tumblr blogger has such poor manners that even a pig would be embarrassed to bring them home to its mother.

it's very important to regularly reflect and think to yourself, "am i spoiling the princess enough?" because every time the answer is no

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

"The USSR was so oppressive they didn't even have tropical fruit" hey quick question why is tropical fruit so readily available in the US. WHY IS TROPICAL FRUIT SO READILY AVAILABLE IN THE US.

Calling it the US Empire as though the USSR wasn't even worse about taking over and subjugating territory.

groundbreaking: more than one country can commit acts of imperial violence

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

That Captain America Healing Factor is all well and good until someone on the team has to pin Steve down and re-break his arm because they didn’t splint it in time and it healed wrong. Until they have to dig a knife into his face and pull out glass fragments that his skin healed over in five minutes flat. Until he has to have surgery wide awake because no anaesthetic works and the only other option is a leather belt between his teeth and useless platitudes like its going to be okay Steve, I promise, it’ll be over soon.