Despondent

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

next year there will be videos titled “I HUNG, DREW, AND QUARTERED BIKE THIEVES” and they’ll have a million views and people are going to act like you’re insane for going “hey maybe causing grievous bodily harm or killing someone is worse than stealing a bike because one is property and one is a person” and then people will explain to you how they aren’t a person, they’re a criminal

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

Can it be released the day before? I’d really want to watch it.

only for patreon subscribers

thank you for 14 followers

thank you for 13 followers

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

mature content

we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

"someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts" or maybe i'm in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i'm not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.

"I won't perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed" is going straight into my permanent storage holy shit