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"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

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did anyone hear that

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i think there's something out here

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i'm scared. is anyone there?

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help

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

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Weird how so many countries elected extreme far right leaders and simultaneously all of those countries with said far right leaders are experiencing historic economic collapse.

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The yen slid to its weakest level against the dollar since 1986, a milestone that will generate unease in Japan and put traders on high aler

A recent survey by Generation Lab found that more than 8 in 10 young adults rate economic conditions in the U.S. as either bad or terrible.

Argentina’s economy contracted in April after a short-lived rebound the previous month, underscoring a trend of uneven growth more than half

nbarpf

One of my all-time favorites

girlballs-archive

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

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congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

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soju meme collection

chemicalico

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

eatthekidsfirst

friends with consequences

speculative

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

johncraft2003

imcertly

hydra

sufjansjoy

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

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wow

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maelwife

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

maelwife

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

moveslikekeithrichards

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

hollowedskin

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

draconym

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

Dildos?🤗

No ❤️

Kitten claims to be seeing a ghost, but his mommy doesnt believe him.

hes-the-stallion

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

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am I doing this right

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Everyone please stop comparing my Rocky design to a burger. He’s very sensitive about it.

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Rool

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all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

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