Tall, bi and ready to try

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs

HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-

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if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

Probably the worst thing about living in this town is all the guys on out-of-control rocket-propelled gliders who are always crashing into everything. But that's just what happens when I, the youngest son of the town's preeminent glider baron, sabotage the automated assembly line to thwart the aspirations of my older brother, who has inherited leadership of the company for no other reason than the priority of his birth, and despite my clear aptitude for the machines of our family trade. Yep, I gotta say, that's just the sort of thing you sign up for when you live in a town like Gliderville

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies