“I hate it here.”
“You don’t get a choice, Syringe. You’re stuck until they find you.”
“And we both know they never will.”
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@sufferingsyringe
“I hate it here.”
“You don’t get a choice, Syringe. You’re stuck until they find you.”
“And we both know they never will.”

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Your a doctor or smth, right?
I have fifteen tumors
Fix this
I am. A mnemosurgeon. At best all that I can do is harvest and repurpose your energon when you eventually do die.
This is a certified L + Ratio moment.
OOC: with how often we think of this fucker off the clock I’m quite surprised we haven’t had him appear (if you know what I mean)
Also his physical appearance in this blog is COMPLETELY outdated but I refuse to change it because
A) his new design is so fucking chopped because the tfrb style is incredibly hard to replicate without adobe flash
and B) I had to scour Pinterest for approx. 30 minutes looking for a fitting banner for this blog and I absolutely refuse to do that again.
ALSO also, this freak (affectionate) has fallen from grace as an oc and doomed himself to the life of a semi-crackship fanchild. I heart my TFA Blitzwing/Ratchet crackship tomfoolery ❤️
I feel a little… envious. Or maybe not envious, but rather… guilty? I feel bad for not having any romantic feelings for anyone. I feel like I should. Like I’m missing out.
Any other aromantics feel the same or am I just being a sad sod?
I may be aroflux, but I find myself feeling the same way occasionally. It’s odd, because I shouldn’t feel guilty about it, but the feeling still resurfaces no matter the amount of affirmation that not feeling romantic feelings is valid.
Anyways. That’s my “yap session” over with. Sorry if I bothered you.
Life is okay. Doing better now that I’ve been properly repaired. Staying in some abandoned flight hangars with that pesky little human from my previous posts. Better than nothing, I guess.

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99% of the world problems are located in Griffon rock, Maine. Just thought you should know this information. It’s like Detroit but an island
“…wut-“
The "earth is doomed" factoid is actually just statistical error. The average earth settlement is doing just fine. Griffin Rock, Maine; which is an island and gets doomed and undoomed 10,000 times a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
CAN CONFIRM. I LIVE THERE AND IT’S JUST, ITS SO BAD. PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE
I am in. So much pain right now.
There is a FLESHLING taking PHOTOS OF ME and I look HORRIBLE
OHFRAGOHFRAGOHFRAGOHFRAG OH DEAR PRIMUS MY THRUSTER! SOME SLAGGING MORON SHOT ME DOWN WHEN I WAS SCANNING THIS DISGUSTING ORGANIC PLANET FOR ENERGON! AND CLEARLY SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY COMMS TOO! I CAN’T CONTACT ANYONE!
Oh. Thats. Thats the ground. Getting really close.
I think I’m going to die.
I really am a horible ‘bot aren’t I.
i sure do love driving in my 2020 Chevy Silverado
Syringe gets hit by a car 4k HD

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There's fuckinj, biplanes everywhere
Hjelp
Blue Royal. Get control of your kids. TWO OF THEM CARRIED ME AWAY TO THEIR BARRACKS ITS VERY HIGH UP CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
:3
I am quite fond of this creature…
``I NEED TO SEE YOU WRECKED AND RIPPED IN HALF.``
-🔷🔱
@kingofthegrandeternalblue
WHAT DID I DO???
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....You Got Mail!📨📨📨
It's... A medium-sized jar of exclusively brown thumbtacks!
Enjoy!
-Delivery Anon(You Know Who This Is :-9)✉️
I… Thank you? I’m not sure what to do with these.
``Ahh, Syringe, my most Abhorrent of Allies! I have come with most gracious news! If you shall lend an audio receptor, of course.`` Blue Royal was smiling like he had just won the award of being the Biggest Asshole, with his fangs on full, egregious display.
``I may have heard from the tiniest of creatures that YOU. ARE. A. VIRGIN! Can you BELIEVE IT?! Whilst I am not exactly surprised nobody would wish to lay with someone like you.. It is MOST Hilarious!``
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@kingofthegrandeternalblue
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. I’M ELBOW-DEEP IN THIS VEHICON’S GUTS.
ALSO I AM?? NOT A VIRGIN? I HAVE INTERFACED BEFORE???

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Are you gonna put Syringe down. I think brochacho has a fear of heights
The threw up on you vro
``...Who?``
He glanced down at his honkers chest to check for any lingering bile on the platform. Seeing none, he merely shrugged. ``Not sure who that is.. nor do I care.``
EAT SHIT AND DIE ACTUALLY.
Syringe yells from down the hall in the medical wing, some poor ‘cons energon dripping from his frame; staining him bright blue.
Whats your opinion on Megatron- or just generally the decepticons?
I am. Not getting paid enough to work for the ‘cons. Lord Megatron doesn’t pay me at all actually. And working with my sire is nothing good either. Cough cough Blitzwing cough cough.
I like watching Megatron hurt Starscream!
I don’t. NOT BECAUSE I FEEL BAD OR ANYTHING WHAAAAT NOOOOOO