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yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i canāt wait to try them tomorrow
i donāt think you understand i totally thought we were gonna die locked up in this castle but this fucking genius was like āim going to invent a way for humans to flyā. shout out to my dad heās a real one fr
LMAOOO this dude told me to be careful as he affixed the wings to my backā¦..dad no offense but you just invented flying and we have to go high enough to avoid the kingās archers. soo
HOOOOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM SO AFRAID. THE GROUND IS SO FAR. HOW DO BIRDS DO THIS. OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS
itās so beautiful up here
i donāt like seeing the ground. iām going higher
itās cold and i canāt see anything. not sure if thatās better or worse
by zeusā¦.what is that thingā¦ā¦.itās as bright as the sun and twice as warm
the gods look truly down on me this dayā¦apollo calls to me from his chariot of fire. a mere mortal. he must think my flight such a wondrous feat
i donāt understand why but heās coming closer. he is not supposed to stray from his path, lest the sun fall from the sky. why does he look so anguished to see me?
oh. i am in his path
itās so hotā¦was it this hard to fly before? maybe iām tired
the wax
he really does look like the sunā¦the light emanates from his fingers, his hair, his skin. he means to catch me. i reach for him
his skin burns. i cannot hold on
i slip through his fingers.
it takes a really long time to fall from the sky. longer than i thought
i wonder if he cried for me
i pray to him just in case. i am grateful he tried. my palms are red and cracked from where they touched divinity. the ground does not look any closer than it was
i have not seen my father since we took flightā¦i hope he escaped. i hope he will not witness this. i wish i could tell him how joyful these wings made me before the wax melted
i do not regret it. i have seen with my own eyes what others will only dream of
i am not afraid
i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am afraid i am afraid i am afraid
please please please please please pleaseplease
the gods will not save me. i suppose this is a lesson in hubris. i am forever a flightless thing
please please please i have no coin for the ferryman if i am to die now i will never reach the realm of hades please turn me into a bird any bird or a bug or something anything please please pleasepleaseplease
I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM N
I'm 1000% not gatekeeping but if you found Mili through Project Moon or whatever else they've made music in the last few years for I'd highly recommend listening to their other albums like Miracle Milk and Mag Mell, not because I think you're a fake fan/larping I just think their older music is amazing and needs to be heard by as a many people as possible
Their instrumentals cannot be missed
Neither can their accapelas
Also millennium mother is a fivking vibe and a half I highly reccomend
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iām thinkingā¦.maybe this is the good luck post
ā¦..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Ā
So you know.Ā
This might be the real one, yāall.
I could use some luck

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i know everyone talks about mili's limbus company songs but their older songs destroy me. been thinking a lot about sleep talk metropolis
this fanfic shit is easy
Olruggio: I specialize in fire magic due to its practical applications as a light source, a heat source, and a way to fend off predators. My signature spells are all about making people feel safe or comfortable, which I suppose could be read as symbolic of my larger character motivations.
Qifrey: I specialize in water magic because I fucking hate it.
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You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form
get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.
We interviewed her, obviously.
update:
Such a developing story.
I love this story
This was a wild ride from start to finish
I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website
Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.
I found it!! The original post!!
HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS
Preferably when she wasnāt wearing the retainer.
CLADISTICS ruined my life
yall joke but this is actually a serious conundrun with cladistic-based classification
The choice is this:Ā
Birds are reptilesĀ
Or crocodilians (and probably turtles) ARENTĀ
Thatās it, thatās the choiceĀ
What if Bird and reptiles are two different things that came from the same thing
NopeĀ
Because you canāt group (lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians) without also including (birds)Ā
So if you donāt want to include birds in reptiles then you have to leave out some things weāve called reptilesĀ
birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. weāve already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isnāt really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily.Ā
But donāt turtles and alligators have more in common with modern reptiles than modern birds have in common with modern reptiles? Iām not trying to contradict, Iām trying to understand. Mammals and reptiles have a common ancestor as well, but we do not make them the same group.
Itās not about having things in common. Itās about common ancestry, which is how we classify animals in light of extinct species, which defy trait-based classification.Ā
And, the common ancestor of [lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians] by definition is also the common ancestor of birds. It is NOT the common ancestor of mammals.Ā
So, either we decide that Tuatara Lizards and Snakes are the only reptiles, or we include birds as reptiles. Or we just decide reptiles are no longer a thing.Ā
donāt throw reptiles against the wall? please? some of them are small and delicate. you could hurt them.
Basically, unless weāre maybe talking massive horizontal gene transfer, everything is still part of the group that came before it.Ā
You are technically a fish.
IIRC the fish thing is so frustrating that scientists have decided fish is just not real cladistic grouping at all
hey could we go back please to the bit where the closest relative of Birds is Crocodiles? bc I am alarmed
Well, technically theyāre equally-closely related to crocodiles, alligators, gharials and tomistomas. As archosaurs, theyāre all descended from small reptiles that looked something like thisĀ
The two main groups of archosaurs are the Pseudosuchia, or crocodile-line archosaurs, and the Ornithodira, or bird-line archosaurs. Both groups were massively diverse in prehistory, with the Pseudosuchia dominating most land-based niches in the Triassic, and the Ornithodira, especially the dinosaurs, doing the same during the Jurassic and Cretaceous. However, most of them have been wiped out due to the Triassic and Cretaceous mass extinctions, leaving them each with only one surviving clade: Aves, the true birds, and Crocodylia, the semiaquatic, ambush predators like crocs and gators.Ā
This entire post sums up everything weāre not allowed to mention in our Vertebrata classes because the last time someone started that argument they had to break up a fistfight.
Iām just hung up on the humans evolving from fish comment.
Like, we evolved from tiny tree-climbing squirrels. To the best of our knowledge.
ā¦which evolved from tiny tree-climbing reptiles
ā¦which evolved from amphibians
ā¦which evolved from fish.
*runs in ten minutes late with a plucked chicken* BEHOLD A LIZARD
you could have left the feathers on this time tbh
It was already plucked. They just STOLE IT from philosophy 101.
Every turn on this post has been a left, but somehow it hasnāt hit itself, and instead just spiralled outwards like some Ancient Greco-Roman floor design, enveloping taxonomy Tumblr in chaos.
Donāt know how I forgot to reblog this video for a couple of days straight!
Now I have a question, whatās wrong woth birds being reptiles? Have you seem a bird without feathersā¦they actually do look kind of reptilian right? Is there something that keeping us from calling them reptiles apart from maybe that they donāt give reptiles vibes on account of the fluffy
Yeah, itās mainly just a vibes thing. But yeah. Chickens got scales on their feet and everything. Reptillian
CLADISTICS ruined my life
yall joke but this is actually a serious conundrun with cladistic-based classification
The choice is this:Ā
Birds are reptilesĀ
Or crocodilians (and probably turtles) ARENTĀ
Thatās it, thatās the choiceĀ
What if Bird and reptiles are two different things that came from the same thing
NopeĀ
Because you canāt group (lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians) without also including (birds)Ā
So if you donāt want to include birds in reptiles then you have to leave out some things weāve called reptilesĀ
birds are dinosaurs though, full stop. weāve already defined what a dinosaur is and it includes birds. but reptiles isnāt really defined so much as thrown against a wall angrily.Ā
But donāt turtles and alligators have more in common with modern reptiles than modern birds have in common with modern reptiles? Iām not trying to contradict, Iām trying to understand. Mammals and reptiles have a common ancestor as well, but we do not make them the same group.
Itās not about having things in common. Itās about common ancestry, which is how we classify animals in light of extinct species, which defy trait-based classification.Ā
And, the common ancestor of [lizards, snakes, tuatara, turtles, crocodilians] by definition is also the common ancestor of birds. It is NOT the common ancestor of mammals.Ā
So, either we decide that Tuatara Lizards and Snakes are the only reptiles, or we include birds as reptiles. Or we just decide reptiles are no longer a thing.Ā
donāt throw reptiles against the wall? please? some of them are small and delicate. you could hurt them.
Basically, unless weāre maybe talking massive horizontal gene transfer, everything is still part of the group that came before it.Ā
You are technically a fish.
IIRC the fish thing is so frustrating that scientists have decided fish is just not real cladistic grouping at all
hey could we go back please to the bit where the closest relative of Birds is Crocodiles? bc I am alarmed
Well, technically theyāre equally-closely related to crocodiles, alligators, gharials and tomistomas. As archosaurs, theyāre all descended from small reptiles that looked something like thisĀ
The two main groups of archosaurs are the Pseudosuchia, or crocodile-line archosaurs, and the Ornithodira, or bird-line archosaurs. Both groups were massively diverse in prehistory, with the Pseudosuchia dominating most land-based niches in the Triassic, and the Ornithodira, especially the dinosaurs, doing the same during the Jurassic and Cretaceous. However, most of them have been wiped out due to the Triassic and Cretaceous mass extinctions, leaving them each with only one surviving clade: Aves, the true birds, and Crocodylia, the semiaquatic, ambush predators like crocs and gators.Ā
This entire post sums up everything weāre not allowed to mention in our Vertebrata classes because the last time someone started that argument they had to break up a fistfight.
Iām just hung up on the humans evolving from fish comment.
Like, we evolved from tiny tree-climbing squirrels. To the best of our knowledge.
ā¦which evolved from tiny tree-climbing reptiles
ā¦which evolved from amphibians
ā¦which evolved from fish.
*runs in ten minutes late with a plucked chicken* BEHOLD A LIZARD
you could have left the feathers on this time tbh
It was already plucked. They just STOLE IT from philosophy 101.
Every turn on this post has been a left, but somehow it hasnāt hit itself, and instead just spiralled outwards like some Ancient Greco-Roman floor design, enveloping taxonomy Tumblr in chaos.
Donāt know how I forgot to reblog this video for a couple of days straight!
Now I have a question, what's wrong woth birds being reptiles? Have you seem a bird without feathers...they actually do look kind of reptilian right? Is there something that keeping us from calling them reptiles apart from maybe that they don't give reptiles vibes on account of the fluffy
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.Ā
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.Ā
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

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Y'all know those Phineas and Ferb episodes where it's randomly in an alternate canon for some reason? Like the caveman one or the wizard of oz one or the ancient China one?
One of those where everything's the same but the character's roles are reversed. Phineas and Ferb know their mom and dad are making dangerous machines, but when they try to tell Candace it all disappears. At one point, Linda remarks "oh weird, where's our neighbor, Mr Doofenshmirtz?"
Cut to Doofenshmirtz breaking into OWCA. Perry gives him a confused look. Doof puts on his lab coat. Perry gasps dramatically.
Which nonessential kitchen appliance do you use most frequently?
* air fryer
* blender
* coffee maker
* grill
* juicer
* mixer
* pressure cooker/instapot
* rice cooker
* toaster/toaster oven
* vacuum sealer
* something else
* see results
āNon essentialā here meaning items that arenāt heavily used for standard day to day cooking (like stoves, microwaves, refrigerators, etc.)
Which nonessential kitchen appliance do you use most frequently?
air fryer
blender
coffee maker
grill
juicer
mixer
pressure cooker/instapot
rice cooker
toaster/toaster oven
vacuum sealer
something else
see results
āNon essentialā here meaning items that arenāt heavily used for standard day to day cooking (like stoves, microwaves, refrigerators, etc.)
I use a toaster oven way more than I ever use a stove? So by your definition, a toaster oven is essential and a stove is nonessential? I use both a toaster oven and a rice cooker almost every day and a stove about once every two weeks. Why is a stove essential and those things nonessential?
I'd also add that, while this is not true of me as I'm an electric kettle type of person, coffee makers are used WAY more often than any other electronic in a kitchen except perhaps a fridge by so, so many people. There are people who use coffee makers three or four times a day (my heart condition weeps).
With only 2 people an airfryer is a way more efficient method of cooking than an oven. We use it 5-10 times a week, but only use the oven maybe 3 -4 times a month. (We do use the stove top almost daily but that's because we both like cooking. It wouldn't surprise me if someone told me they never used their stove in favor of a toaster or airfryer.)