Beignet

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

I remember all of these but I'd never be able to guess the order it all happened 🤯

I was not expecting Florida Man to be the hero in this story arc right now.

update: when you’re in Milan in 2020

update#2: when you’re anywhere in Italy in 2020

update#3: when you’re anywhere in 2020

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

I saw a news report about this on T.V., she was a straight A Student who had perfect attendance and everything. Everyone loved and respected her for her skills, but when she started this experiment and people thought she was pregnant, they started treating her like garbage. Even her teachers started looking down on her like she was scum of the earth. The only people who knew she was doing this as an experiment were her school principal, her health care teacher, her boyfriend, and her mother. Her own siblings thought she was pregnant! I mean even her friends turned on her, it was horrid. Very very sad, and as soon as she revealed during an assembly that the pregnancy was false, a lot of people were in shock as she brought up all the horrible things they said and did to her because they thought she was pregnant. The reason for the experiment was to see how people would react and treat her if they thought she was pregnant, as opposed as to treating her as the straight A “Perfect” student they usually did. And it proved that people were horrible scumbags to her as soon as they thought she was.

holy shit. this is fucking awesome

I read this chick’s book! It was so cool.

Her book is The Pregnancy Project by Gaby Rodriguez

Pretty sure I reblogged something about this in the past, but now someone’s posted a book title and I want to read this book

Assholes weren’t mad that she tricked them, they were mad because she exposed them for what they really were: a pack of shitheads.

the poetic cinema in the movie Holes when it shows Kate Barlow in the schoolhouse and drops of water are falling on the book she’s reading and you think the roof is leaking again even though Sam fixed it but then it shows that it’s actually because she’s crying and then Sam walks in and looks at her tear stained face with the softest expression and says, “i can fix that.”

The subplot of Holes was hands down the greatest love story of our generation

Had me shook as a kid

me trying not to act high when my dad is home

which one is which

As a Croat, seeing a meme about my country for the first time ever on Tumblr is an experience

Bosnia and Herzegovina can have a little shoreline. As a treat

WOW. Lmao

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

Adam and Eve had to raise teenagers, but they were never teenagers beforehand.

Eve holding the first ever baby: what the FUCK is thIS

Adam, talking to God: hey buddy so uh I don’t know if this is like ~normal~ or what but my wife just shat out a fat bald monkey and now it won’t stop screaming? Are you doing okay up there bro

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

When you realize we haven't actually come all that far from "you've got ghosts in your blood you should do cocaine about it"