California Dreamin'

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

i need to fix my whole life please

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

this is the only fucking post on this entire fucking site

I have been trying to find this video for like…a whole year

I’ve decided to develop another mental illness, any suggestions?

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists

non natives can, should, and will reblog this.

same goes for african rooted religions.

goes without saying, but also Asian and Pacific Islands' indigenous spiritualities and religions.

God said I’m going to heaven because I’ve never watched a jeffrey star video

i think i’ll continue to wear a mask when this shit’s all over, and huge sunglasses. my face is none of your business

I have never loved anything like I love that little bunny in the top right corner with the mold.