take it sleazy

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

god season 1 of teen wolf is so funny. Every teenager is making the worst decisions possible like it's their JOB. Allison finds out she's being lied to by everyone in her life and decides to kill people about it. Jackson asks a random creepy stranger to make him a werewolf so he can win lacrosse. Scott endangers himself and everyone around him on multiple occasions because he has a crush and accuses Derek of being a serial killer for NO reason. Stiles gets his alcoholic dad to drink and antagonizes everyone he possibly can at every opportunity. Lydia's by far the most reasonable one and she kisses her best friend's ex for no reason and REPEATEDLY chooses to keep dating JACKSON. 10/10 no notes