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happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

In case you’re wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.

two words: medieval art

i just made an ungodly noise

lets talk about how the gender neutral wardrobe is boyish clothes because feminine clothes aren’t considered neutral

and it’s totally connected with the idea that men are the default

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If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!

remember being like 13 and playing truth or dare with your friends and like you were gay but also you weren’t gay yet and anytime you picked dare you would desperately wish for something homoerotic to happen and it never did and you would get hit with a flash of like hot disappointment

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it