the sun-filled god of love

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.