ashes & stardust

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

@thatboreddrake

Do you ever think maybe that’s why dragons look for caves for shelter and protection? Do the moss-covered floors remind them of the inside of their mother’s mouth? Do scattered stalagmites and stalactites remind them of her teeth?

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] she is so strange. And off-putting

I love it when the damsel in distress is actually a man.

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight