bedouin mindset

I genuinely cannot figure out what's happening in this interaction. like I read and understand the words but the essence behind them eludes me

*guy who doesn't know its pride month voice* hey does anyone know why all these catholics hate lou gehrig so much

im going to also complain when its hot as fuck and never rains and everything is very literally on fire but like, after a certain point pick a temperature brother

its not as funny anymore as theyre currently playing a mercifully decent game but I am obsessed with the idea of kevin gausman waking up full of whimsy thinking to himself "oh boy, cant wait to pitch for my baseball team the toronto blue jays today! hope i get some decent run support 🥰" before seeing whatever the fuck this batting order is and having every ounce of joy sucked from his body

made a mockery of me (cain) themselves (toronto blue jays) and the great city of toronto (ontario) on ernie clement hockey jersey night no less. was worried going into this season as a new jays fan that id get the dodgers fan experience of just inherently assuming the team was going to do well to the point of boredom on account of them nearly winning a world series less than six months ago but instead im metsmaxxing having to root for my 30+ worthless sons every miserable day of my life. ill kill myself

its april so this means absolutely nothing but I cant help looking at this and imagining a beautiful world in which literally anyone but the dodgers make it to the world series

fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. go jays