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Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

? that’s not the picture i pasted but ok

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

to make it more lynchian can't you read