it always cracks me up to no end when dudes at the bar try to talk to my thin friends & ignore me & then panic when my fat ass enters the convo
yes, Kyle, i have been here this whole time.
no, Brayden, i am actually super not interested in you (in what fucking world bro) & i am not trying to trap you into having big fat sex with a big fat lady GOD FORBID!
in fact i am frankly relieved that you are a silly little fatphobic dweeb bc now i don’t have to go to the trouble of rejecting youuuuu 💋
now excuse me while i flirt with the stud outside who catcalled me from the sidewalk bc my titties are so big & juicy & she knows what’s good for her. also leave my fucking friends alone lmfao jfc






