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oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

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This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

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When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

briannyssey

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

briannyssey

🥺🥺

probuccalfat

idk why google is acting like nobody’s ever asked this before

longseasons

does anyone need me so bad

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albva

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

whyenn-reader

ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar

ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN

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degenezijde

There's construction (well, mostly destruction) going on next door and I have turned into menwatchingworkers.jpg for highs like these.

wordfather

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

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lemonylemus

It's a hookup

achesspiece

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

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phantomrose96

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

pukicho

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

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