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a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

maybe it's time to try religious psychosis

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

The way adult fandom people hold indie online creators and cartoons to a much higher standard than their actual local politicians. You could be putting that energy into terrorizing and protesting conservatives at your town hall and actually make a good material impact on the world but instead you're background checking everything the trans woman who made the amazing digital circus has ever said

The point isn't "stop criticizing indie artists" or "defend your favorite show under this post". I don't even watch Digital Circus and no one is above criticism. Literally every indie show is getting torn to shreds on twitter right now and I'm not saying this to defend anyone I don't know. The point is "someone who actually has the power to kill us all and get away with it deserves way more ire and accountability than a cartoonist and I expect grown adults to understand this"

oh hey its the armpit fairy

The who

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate