trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
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Discoholic πͺ©
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Claire Keane
DEAR READER
Origami Around
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I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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cherry valley forever
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@lafortis
Constantly martyring yourself at work is a great tactic to get other middle management to do their jobs lol. They'd happily make something my guys' problem but I just respond to it with "alright, it's tough but I'll do it" and they go "aw Naw man you're already doing enough, I'll figure something out"
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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that heβs a djinn and that thereβs a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstormβ¦ like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man
play GENIUS games win BRILLIANT prizes
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Rate my airport fit
steampunk giraffe instated to replace prototype jack
just got back into gardening so iβve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big
am i the problem
op are you a hobbit
*me fucking Joe Biden*
Me: βyou like this dick Vice President Joe Biden?β Vice President Joe Robinette Biden: βUhh Uhh I tell ya what mack I, Iβm uhh uhh uhh bout to bustβ
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if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.
I wouldn't. I'm fucking that thing immediately
i dont think that's a normal way to talk about groups of people
this is so funny bc on the one hand what the fuck are we doing tumblr. like you cannot be serious you're censoring entirely sfw concepts bc sometimes people ALSO involve it in fetish stuff? but on the other hand. i was in fact searching it in hopes of finding porn so you do have me there technically i can't lie
wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass
So close.
north south FUCK west
tips and tricks to become popular:
take interest in the lives of others
be humble and admit when you are wrong
be encouraging in your criticism
secrete silk that can be used to manufacture clothing and textiles
eat aphids. you will be looked on fondly for removing this common garden pest
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28 is the oldest you can get in your 20s. 29 is crazy young like leave them alone weirdo. 30 is old 31 is super young
aborted bloke: i wouldβve loved to do fuck all
