work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for "Edgelord" but theirs translates to "8th grader"

it's not even '8th grader' it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. i diagnose you with edgelord

Taping my third eye closed like a webcam

they don't even know he's dead

tumblr anthropology in progress

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender