a "like" on a post is like a little kiss on the cheek

Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon

when men get too jacked they start looking like crash bandicoot

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

i just feel like i lack an amazing digital purpose

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

reblog if you want a cute anonymous message in your ask.

One time someone hit me with their car and they were wearing a nine inch nails tshirt

My friend said that sounds like the goth version of the down with cis bus story but it was actually real. I was even on my way to get sinister fabric actually.

Nine inch nails listeners beware that sometimes you may be getting 'closer' to an intersection and need to actually look at it to see if there's a red light or someone in the intersection, or people might get 'hurt'