[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

feed me glue

They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

peace and love on planet earth….

A radical claim about the ontology of nations (technically the “United Kingdom” wasn’t created until the 1800 Acts of Union, therefore nothing prior to that date happened “in the UK”)

Yoo who got the american woodcock on their island