I CAN MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!

i have a theory as to why ive seen so much roadkill lately and it directky connects to WD Gasters role in undertale/deltarune

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

depeche mode voice: your own. digital. circus

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

Marlboro Wrapped: your wasted cigpig proto-corpse choked 100 times on our darling dust darts. and you sucked on the filter too much. stale stinking bitch

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story