I CAN MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

I drank elvis water

“Flower puppies” were thought to be little green dogs with various flowers atop their head which roamed Eastern Europe’s ancient parking lots. They were thought extinct until found in cave tuesday.

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

Young mens acapella group consisting of two men & they only do the lavender town song

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

Can you get strange eons to make a video to raise awareness about me being stuck in this attic for a very long time