dont call them djs bro

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

we live in extremely anti glamorous times

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

i'm shy! dunno what to post... *blush*

grandma got run over by a pill binge

spongebob looking out the window meme but it's me being jealous of everyone w those cunty chinese cigarettes

Hey. You probably don't recognize me but... you showed up in my notes once (1 time) and well, heh, your funny username caught my eye.... Can I come in your house

I actually don’t believe in the evil eye, envy is a very profitable thing