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merriest motherfucker this side of the nuthouse

@uncle-lucifer

sasza || 25 || he/they || the header is a representation of my last 3 braincells struggling to keep me alive || i've been on this shithole website for too long || enjoy your stay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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videntefernandez

15h

pictures-of-dogs

the age old question

pictures-of-dogs

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15h

catboybiologist

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

catboybiologist

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

catboybiologist

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

catboybiologist

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

do-you-have-a-flag

Jun 11

theknightlywolfe

When the CEO of the company that didn't turn away Nazi business says "this isn't going to work" you know it's bad.

unrelatedwaffle

404 has been knocking it out of the park since they started. Please support their original reporting on this! If you subscribe to nothing else I highly recommend them. Their podcast is great too.

Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.

Jun 11

Imagine being Rocky in your spaceship when the first errors begin and you realize that the predator is eating your fuel and you have absolutely no way to stop it. Imagine thinking that even after all this, the death of your crew, the unlikely partnership, the wild success, the almost self sacrifice, you're never actually going to make it home. Everyone you love is going to die a slow and painful death.

Or almost everyone. The only bright spark is the friend you made along the way, the one you gave just enough fuel to make it home. You have to hope that he's not in the same predicament, but you know that his ship is made of strange material that could resist the amoeba better. You couldn't save your own world, but you could save his, and maybe that was all you could ever do.

You settle in, you make peace, as Grace would say, and just as you lay down you hear an impossible sound. A sound you think at first you might be imagining. A sound that is achingly familiar. A sound only possible because you insisted that you both make it out alive.

There is a knock at the door.

Jun 11

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

babblingbranches

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

Don't do this

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

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something-about-sunflowers

Jun 11

tiredadventurer

Jun 11

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

hearthfire-heartfire

Jun 11

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

werewolf-transgenderism

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

werewolf-transgenderism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

wandering-aloneo-o

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

werewolf-transgenderism

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

Jun 9

star wars fans really just make anything up

I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.

starwarsheritageposts

star wars heritage post

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

He’s part of the Alliance.

Jun 9

no-sharks-on-the-sun

no-sharks-on-the-sun

they killed him for this

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natalieironside

Jun 9

captain-price-returns

A real page on the White House website

free-and-to-none-accountable

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

do-you-have-a-flag

Jun 9

Posting this gif twice because I finally figured out how to make GIFs properly and it makes me laugh

Jun 9

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Jun 9

Repost, now do your honors.

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

Jun 9

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

So the amazing thing is that after the release of the last book, the author K. A. Applegate was interviewed and asked about why she wrote such a super dark ending for the series. She responded (I’m paraphrasing here, I read this when I was like 11) “This is what happens when kids are forced into war. There are no fairytale endings for them. And if that upsets you, then go to the polls and vote to prevent this from happening to real children.”

I got to ask her about that rebuttal years later at a book signing event for her newer One and Only series. She laughed and said that her publisher had no idea she would say that, and if they knew they probably would not have let her do so. But she genuinely meant what she said and was proud it left an impression that lasted 20+ years.

Support authors with real morals, guys. It’s not hard.

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hearthfire-heartfire

Jun 9

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

chef-boy-ar-girl

It accidentally is latin

Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.

Found this in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

This is a very charming illustration and I do approve of Accidental Latin, but unfortunately, that is not what this (Fake) Accidental Latin actually says. Google Translate seems to think "temu" is identical to "timor" (infinitive, "to fear"), which would then be conjugated in first-person singular as "timeo" ("I fear"). "Temu" is not a word in Latin. So that is a very weird leap on Google Translate's part to turn gibberish into... something vaguely etymologically similar sounding? Hmm.

Next, "die" does mean "day," though nominative singular is "dies," i.e. "dies irae." It could be conjugated "die" if it was in ablative or locative case, but "die ad die" would mean something more like "day to day." "Ad" is in a "to" direction and "ab" is from, i.e. "ab urbis," and ablative case is used to indicate the movement of a thing. In short, "by" is not really a way to translate "ad"; we might want "per" here? (Through, by means of, etc.)

Not to mention, it would be weird to put one "die" at the start and another at the end The verb also usually goes at the end in Latin sentences, just for that extra bit of fun. So yes, in short, this is not actually Latin, and Google Translate is very bad at Latin in particular. Nonetheless, still charming.

@theshitpostcalligrapher

Agree, @qqueenofhades, except on the matter of breaking “die ad die” apart. It’s a common structure in poetic and oratorical Latin to jam one phrase in the middle of another. I can’t think of an example exactly parallel to this construction, but I could believe a Roman poet would write it!

Ah, that is true. My Latin is of the reading-medieval-documents (particularly charters and/or chronicles) variety, where the sentence and usage structures are often more formulaic and there is less poetic license to move words around. There is obviously far less fixity for word order in Latin, since the conjugations explain how they grammatically relate to each other rather than placement in the sentence. (Coincidentally, this is why I used to say that the best feeling in the world was walking past a Latin classroom and not having to go inside it. Ahem.)

So yes: true that poetical Latin might be more at liberty to split the "die"-s up that far, though "timeo" (verb) is still more likely in most cases to go at the end, which would place them together anyway ("die ad die timeo," "day to day I fear" if translated in strict word order, which would make sense to an English speaker and sound more poetic anyway). Keep in mind, however, that my Latin is a) fairly rusty and b) mostly used for said formulaic legal document reading rather than freeform verse, so don't super-hard quote me on this.

I saw that ablative “die” and that final -u on “temu” and thought of the ablative supine (as in “mirabile dictu”) but as you observe, there isn’t a verb that “temu” could be, and then also, the ablative supine requires an adjective, as far as I know.

But perhaps “temu” is a hapax legomenon (in which case we would need the rest of the text to gloss it) or a scribal error for temeratu, from temero, “I defile or disgrace”. In that case, and in true Tumblr form, I might translate it as “daily I disgrace, in the manner of the day”, with some errors attributable to the scribe.

....oh my god. You might be a genius. Because what else does Tumblr do but daily disgrace [itself, oneself, and/or numerous others] in the manner of the day, and make numerous scribal errors.

how dare you say we error on the scribes

this is what happens when you buy your latin on temu

Jun 8

inmyvampireempire

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

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