Welcome to the Dark Side

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

i have tested positive for tzatziki

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location