Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3

do you see this shit my liege

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

#Cast your gaze upon this wretched thing - tags from @destinyandcoins

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

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