HOLD MY COCKTAIL MOLOTOV

i hope i am not just an online presence to you all but also someone who has a really bad headache

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Kira Nerys's relationships are so funny. Imagine your boss is a messenger to the gods. Your boyfriend is a cardinal, then your next boyfriend is the prime minister. You have personal beef with the pope. Hitler wants to fuck you. And you end up dating a mall cop.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Health classes really ought to teach people what the beginning stages of addiction are like because a lot of people don’t realize they’re addicted to something until they’re years deep into it.

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins