If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

we have to make marcus tullius cicero the next top tumblr sexyman

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

putting on star trek like whoa I love this show

I like the humming noise that plays on alien planets

I heart telling Europeans how much college is in the us

would you believe me if I told you it was anywhere from 15k to 65k

and is there a mister carriage?

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"