i’m like if a mess was a person

You got this!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

getting paid to watch fireworks from the rooftop of this big ass building

Regular size building to me

Mayhaps..

all you bitches are deadass my sons

Who are you not talking about

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands

Hey there goliath whats it like in davids kitty

Easy on the RPF shawty

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

marge simpson actually had such a big crush on ringo starr because she knew that if she got to marry him then she'd gain possession of half of the elf stones. the elf stones that ringo star has in his possession.

This is what im doing when i leave a weird comment on your post btw

Need one more to unlock the door

Interesting… where did he shoot himself

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday