Living The Mermaid Life

IF BISEXUALS WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE COMMUNITY THEN WHY WOULD THERE BE A B IN LGBT??? WHAT DO YOU FOOLS THINK THE B STANDS FOR???????????? 

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

VICTOR’S SECRET

WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE?

I am honestly so glad this is back on my dash.

VICTOR’S SECRET JFC

Obviously reblogging for nip noops and peenors.

YES. MAKE IT. NOW.

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

Welp

i am always tired. ALWAYS. and i do nothing except fighting my mental illness. (of course everyone thinks that i do nothing at all and that i am just lazy af.)