Suddenly The Small Things Become Important

I don’t care if he’s got the highest, prettiest voice and wears dresses and pink glittery nail polish and high heels. If he tells you he’s a boy, then he’s a fucking boy.

I don’t care if she looks like the Hulk and talks like Morgan Freeman and has a beard to rival Thor and the hairiest chest and legs ever and wears a suit. If she tells you she’s a girl, then she’s a fucking girl.

“I just don’t get it, ya know?” one of them began, shaking his head.  “I mean, you bump into somebody in the supermarket and you say, ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ and hear back, ‘actually, it’s ma’am,’ then you say, ‘so sorry, ma’am; my mistake’ not ‘I’LL CALL YOU SIR IF I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT!!!’”  More head shaking.  “What’s the matter with some people?  They just got no manners.’

“Couldn’t agree more Hoyden.”

@0utofbody enjoy them. I love you

-she still refers to murdoc as “guitar man” which rustles his jimmies just a little bit.

-she actually has a killer singing voice and makes her own music on her own lil YouTube channel that she doesn’t share with the rest of the band because she knows they’ll all share that shit with the world. it’s good and she does covers of gay songs.

-she has very sensitive eyes because of her emo fringe cut in phase 2. the mask in phase 3 made it worse. phase 4 she tries to wear shades as much as she can. help her.

-she and russel walk around town while he gives her a piggyback ride if she’s feeling lazy enough. she doesn’t care that she is a grown adult, she wants a piggyback ride from her Got Damn Brother.

-not a useless lesbian. she is surprisingly the cool and collected lesbian, making smooth pickup lines and never losing her chill. however after her s/o leaves she cries into a pillow because she’s so in love.

-keeps a list posted on her door of multiple ways to tranquilize a drunken murdoc. she crosses them off each time she does them and tries to do a different method each time he gets drunk. she just crossed off “stepping on the heel of his shoe, or just on his heel, and then body slamming him”

here we go

it’s a sketchy sketch 

“Well then, what’s the point of corn?!”

“Garnet says not to lick stuff I find on the ground, but this is for a good cause.”

“A hobo is a man’s job!”

“Greg, you little turd.”

“You’re not big, I’m just saying ‘you’re tall,” not— you know.”

-“She works out.“ -“Yeah I’ll bet.”

“Why don’t we all marry each other!”

“Sorry for your marriage!”

“That’s what we forgot! More cooking oil.”

“This table has corn. And it’s beautiful. And we’ll defend it!”

She’s a sweet peach~