Cranky And Slutty

In an act of raw chivalry, he offered for me to come too, and I could just do free coke in his hot tub while they got busy. So kind! That’s just what my aching body needs, a dehydrating chemical internally while soaking in dehydrating chemicals externally. Okay, okay, I’ll get off my high horse and acknowledge that coke in a hot tub with my girlfriend would be a lot of fun if you cut out the pesky ‘gotta pay attention to a client’ aspect. I’m just so touched to even be thought of😿 That’s sweeter than the time I told a client I was sick so he brought me a care package of beer and vibrators. I’m starting to think clients believe all illness in FSSWs stems from a lack of debauchery. Feeling sick? Don’t worry, there’s tequila and a sex swing at my condo!

I wonder if hobbyists are always asking me for BBFS because they see my completely bare and unprotected iPhone and assume I don’t have the sense god gave a goose.

Does too, if you also read the Wishbone paperbacks. Thanks, Scholastic Book Fair!

Rejecting clients because I need quality time with my special boy.