SADIENE

Sending positive energy to the Lolitas of France, especially those in Paris. I hope you are all able to stay safe.

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

VICTOR’S SECRET

I posted this damn house last summer and its still getting notes. This is it: this is my viral legacy. A pepto-bismol pink house that I will never, ever live in. The gods have forsaken me.

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

There is nothing to defend

#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

This is the most solid explanation of our decade I have ever heard.

Oh my god

Just to add onto that, our childhood wasn’t even technology based. We grew up knowing of chalk, skateboards, jump rope, street hockey, playgrounds, butterfly collecting, etc. Slowly technology took over our lives and now there are hardly kids playing outside in the summer. We can clearly remember our childhood as it was and now we can see the clear line between it. We were the generation right smack in the middle of it all. Our parents were of non-tech and our children/young siblings will be all tech.

THIS IS BEYOND REAL

This post brought me to tears.

This is the realest shit I’ve ever read about our generation and I’m tearing up

This makes me genuinely so sad guys

oh yeah it’s also been pointed out in comments - we have no AC. no houses have AC. most buildings don’t have AC. most cars don’t have AC. 

And in case you don’t think people can die from a heat wave, I just want to point out that nearly 2000 people in India *did* like a month ago. I’m pulling for you folks in the UK. Try to keep cool and hydrated!

*dreams of a world where AC is not needed*

ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet

mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia

Can we just marvel at the casual brilliance of deciding the best way to fuck with foreigners is by mentioning the words “fuck” and “spiders” in the same sentence?

They look like talking testicles

I want all of the content on this site to be deleted apart from this video

im glad tumblr people are finally discovering the gem that is indian soap operas