Signs, at which one may find oneself 'too online':
A Substack article entitled "Lies, Damned Lies, and Dasani"
A Post which explains the Business of Café to 'gen z', 'gen alpha', 'the antis', 'the pros', 'women', etc. as "like a coffee shop AU of one's real life"
Subtweets such as "Ye all shall regret ye all's stance upon today's Matter" or "I cannot believe mine face, for I have seen 'Evil is Good' posted today upon Hell Site"
Reference to cults, cult paraphernalia, cult members, cult methods, cult madness, or cult matters
Bemoanment to the effort of summoning the Great Hisstamen (He can be easily summoned with practice, and easily desummoned with deduction)
The soul of the world upon which madness itself takes roost; this is what is known as 'calling'
Speculation upon the Death of God
The coding of argument into various 'languages' which must forever be proscribed
Sexual misconduct, the appearance of sexual misconduct, the memory of sexual misconduct, the soul of sexual misconduct, the spirit of all that is sexual, the end of sexual misconduct, and any other matter which is weak or pathetic
The forbidden knowledge of Astcherltos
If one is in the presence of such signs, one must rush to the outdoors, to the Grass. One must touch the Grass, then one must smear one's face upon the Grass, then one must consume the Grass, and the Flowers, and the Spirits, until one has absorbed such pollen that one may ne'er be free of the Great Hisstamen again.
Only then will one be eternally saved. Only then will one be free.