LINDSEY GRAHAM RANDOMLY DYING OUT OF NOWHERE WHILE WE'RE ALL WAITING ON MITCH MCCONNELL TO GO FROM MOSTLY DEAD TO ALL DEAD IS AN INCREDIBLE FUCKING BIT I'M NOT GONNA LIE
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LINDSEY GRAHAM RANDOMLY DYING OUT OF NOWHERE WHILE WE'RE ALL WAITING ON MITCH MCCONNELL TO GO FROM MOSTLY DEAD TO ALL DEAD IS AN INCREDIBLE FUCKING BIT I'M NOT GONNA LIE

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I wish more fantasy settings had the stuff discworld does. I donβt mean the big themes, although I do wish more books had those too. I mean fantasy settings where there are newspapers, birth control, pizza, vibrators, crisps, unions, dog biscuits, fan clubsβ¦ just normal stuff that turns up when you have a lot of people in one place. A lot of fantasy seems to take the view that you wonβt have any of this stuff if youβve got magic, but why wouldnβt you? Some fantasy settings donβt even have pencils. And what about toilet paper? Food that isnβt enormous, elaborate feasts? Literacy rates? Pop culture? It feels like Ankh-Morpork in particular is just ticking over as usual when weβre not looking and that it really does have a million people in it. And yet sometimes other fantasy justβ¦ doesnβt bother with any of this stuff at all.
Yes, this! Ancient Rome had take out. Ancient Sumerians had complaint letters about folks who shorted them on substandard copper. People wrote stupid graffiti on the walls of Pompeii. There were children who doodled dogs in the edges of their books as far back as children had books. The monks illuminated manuscripts had cat paw prints where they got into the ink. People have been people for all of history and sure, there are grand sweeping empires, but inside the empires are little stories about the actor who messed up his line in Orestes.
one of the oldest documents we have about a sea voyage is a report from an Egyptian bureaucrat who was trying to get a shipment of wood from the northern Mediterranean back to Egypt
and it is 100% the kind of Cover Your Ass report that you write when everything has gone wrong and you want your boss to be very clear that it is not your fault
we donβt even know if he got the wood back home because he is so vague and evasive about what happened to it
Why do my interests in canning, couponing, and homesteading overlap so often with blogs with titles likeΒ βThe Obedient Housewifeβ?Β
Like, Iβm like, βI want to learn to make soap and farm,β and suddenly I see 500 βtraditional familyβ motherfuckers like no you are mistaken. I am just a simple lesbian anticapitalist looking to limit my consumerism as much as possible.
βthese fun crafts will keep your kids occupied until your husband gets home!β no i want a clothespin crown for me
As a nerd who homesteads, let me share the data I have gathered!
First is my megalistΒ of homesteading-related links Iβve gatheredΒ over the years. Iβm a mod over at r/homesteading and this is where Iβve put a lot of good sources (not all, admittedly some are still sitting in my bookmark folder waiting to be added). The search function at reddit is wretched, but thereβs also been lots of good things Iβve shared there too. Please note that many of these sources are not actual webpages, but PDFs. Thatβs not an accident, PDFs are where you find the really good in-depth stuff.
Many of my sources are from the Extension Service. They wonβt try to relate to you based on your lifestyle or sexual identity or religion or whatever, but due to that, they also wonβt be alienating you either.
The CooperativeΒ Extension ServiceΒ (US only) exists in all 50 states and in most counties. It is taxpayer funded. The Extension Service exists to help people become more self sufficient, for farmers to be more successful, for people to be healthier, for kids to be well adjusted, to figure out how to grow the best plants in your area, etc. Some county offices even offer cheap classes in things like gardening, canning, soap making, and theyβre taught by people with training in these areas (I once heard a great talk on composting from a soil scientist that way). Do you want to know what type of plant something is? Do you need help figuring out a plant disease or pest issue? You can now contact them online and get great info.
I HIGHLY recommend checking out your stateβs extension service website, because they do offer different types of information, depending on what is grown/raised where you are (and how well funded they are). My county extension puts out a monthly gardening newsletter, which includes a helpfulΒ βthis is the time of the year to do β-β part.
Hereβs an example from North CarolinaΒ - check out that left sidebar
Hereβs an example from California - this website is HUGE so dig around
Hereβs an example from New YorkΒ - they have a calendar at the bottom, showing how they have things like hydroponic and urban agriculture workshops coming up.
Interested in raising animals? Penn State Extension is really really good. They have tons of free materials and courses available online, some I pulled for my megalist at the top of this.
National Center for Home Food Preservation - they cover the important aspects of food safety, and also have some recipes. Many state Extension Service websites will have lots more recipes.
If you have kids, check out 4-H programs for them. Itβs part of the local public school system here. If youβre homeschooling, you can also purchase their science-filled educational and self sufficiency materialsΒ (materials are divided by age ranges - Cloverbud Member: ages 5-8, Junior Member: ages 9-13, Senior Member: ages 14-19). One of my coworkers is in 4-H, sheβs still in high school, and last year she raised an award-winning heifer.
Congress grants the money for funding these programs, and theyβre connected with various universities. Thereβs a level of cutting edge scientific knowledge and academic rigor you donβt find in blogs or even most books. Thereβs LOTS of homesteading books filled with outdated information likeΒ βtill the earth every yearβ hell I still have older coworkers who do it and Iβm trying to figure out how to gently tell them that theyβre destroying their soil that way, and that thereβs better methods now, methods grounded in science.
Knitting - try this youtube series
DIY Crown - hereβs a youtube video on how to make a mermaid crown
Hope this is helpful to someone out there.
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is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

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What if any squadmate could be the Virmire casualty, instead of forcing us to choose between the two humans for obviously gameified reasons? Who would make an interesting alternative?
One of the reasons I mostly stick to one Shep is because the variation of game choices just isn't different enough for me to invest in a whole nother story, but leaving a different character on Virmireβan alien characterβcould have consequences more far-ranging than just personal regret.
I also like a bit of realism so to me there's one obvious choice here. To start at the beginning, it makes the most sense to leave Kaidan with the bomb no matter what. A team of alien operatives is dismantling part of your ship, an Alliance ship. An Alliance officer must oversee that. And it makes the most sense for Shepard to fall back and protect the bomb at the crucial moment of decision. The bomb is the primary objective, saving lives is secondary. In my mind, it's always the person with Kirrahe who doesn't make it.
Ashley is of course a good choice to send with Kirrahe, she's got broad combat training. There are few other good choices, actually. Tali and Liara are civilians without real combat training. Liara's primary offensives are biotics which STG doesn't typically utilise and Tali is more vulnerable than anyone else if wounded. Wrex is obviously capable but I don't see STG trusting him after his outburst at the beginning. Or before it, honestly. That leaves Garrus, who is actually a great choice. He has military training that he has continued to use as a cop, tech and sniping skills that are useful when outnumbered, and he's accustomed to following ordersβby appearances, at least. Given the long relationship between turians and salarians, I think STG would probably prefer Garrus above any of the other squadmates.
There's lots of story potential to explore from Shepard's perspective if Garrus is killed on Virmire. Would C-Sec be more hostile to Shepard after they got one of their own killed? Could you expect their help with the coup or would they impede you out of distrust? What about Palaven command? The burgeoning military cooperation between humans and turians represented by the Normandy might be extinguished, giving rise to hawks on both sides. Would it create a rift with other spectres who may know Garrus? Would Castis start pulling strings to discredit Shepard even further? And how does the world look without Garrus' influence? On the one hand, I don't think Archangel really made much impact on Omega, but we learn that the mercs were planning to make a move on Aria before he stole their attention. What if they got that shot? More importantly, what happens to Palaven's defences without Garrus' insight? The turians could be nearly wiped out early in the game, begging for humanity's help rather than the other way around.
pov: grace tries to explore outside the biodome, only to find himself in a first person horror game in a foggy pitch dark hellscape with many alien rock spiders, scuttling in and out of the darkness. at least they're all friendly!
12 and 26 for the aging tumblr population ask :)
12. what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?
Used Toyota Corolla.
26. do you make a list before going to the grocery store or just wing it?
I have a list of things that I know that i need, but I'll wing it on things like snacks or what vegetables I want to cook this week.
aging ask game: 3, 4, 6, 11
Ask game for aging tumblr population: questions 2, 3 and 5
2. do you have a collection of anything?

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I actually like the idea of Murtagh getting on just fine with commoner dwarves or anyone else to whom it doesn't make a big difference who's sitting on the fancy chair or wearing the fancy hat.
Weekly Shepard Poll
This is something I did a few years ago that I'm bringing back because it was fun. Every week I ask a basic question about your Shepard, vote and elaborate in the tags!
Does your Shepard eat breakfast?
most essential meal of the day
eh, when they feel like it
you mean...wake up earlier just for food??
a protein bar on the go counts as breakfast
yes but for lunch
something else
love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation
what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive
everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother
(Tangent, reblog from OP if you want to stay on topic)
Hey fanficcers! Why do none of our stories include mommy issues?
Like, I get why movies/tv/videogames are obsessed with daddy issues. I get why in Mass Effect Andromeda Ryder was running around for scraps of information on his absentee daddy, with hardly any memories or time spent on their very much alive mother who was a part of their life for decades.
Are there fanfics exploring mommy issues? Can someone please rec some fics at me?
ask game for aging tumblr population
what's your favourite kitchen appliance?
do you have a collection of anything?
what's the best job you've ever had?
what's the worst job you've ever had?
what's your favourite piece of furniture and where did you get it?
what's your go-to recipe when you want to make something that requires minimal effort?
are you married or do you intend to get married?
do you have kids? do you want them?
are you on good terms with your parents?
do you have siblings? do you hang out with them?
do you vote?
what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?
what are your hobbies?
what's a hobby you'd like to get into?
do you collect anything?
how long have you known your oldest friend?
are you a member of any clubs or associations?
have you ever changed fields in your career or education?
how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?
what's your favourite beverage?
do you have any living grandparents?
do you have nieces/nephews/godchildren/other kids in your life that aren't yours?
what's the coolest place you've visited?
what's your most recent degree and has it been useful to you?
would you rather own a dishwasher or a laundry machine if you could only have one or the other?
do you make a list before going to the grocery store or just wing it?
what's your favourite household chore?
what chore do you hate the most?
do you have houseplants and how are you at keeping them alive?
what's your living arrangement? (who do you live with, in what kind of building, do you own or rent or other?)
ask game for aging tumblr population
what's your favourite kitchen appliance?
do you have a collection of anything?
what's the best job you've ever had?
what's the worst job you've ever had?
what's your favourite piece of furniture and where did you get it?
what's your go-to recipe when you want to make something that requires minimal effort?
are you married or do you intend to get married?
do you have kids? do you want them?
are you on good terms with your parents?
do you have siblings? do you hang out with them?
do you vote?
what's the biggest purchase you've ever made?
what are your hobbies?
what's a hobby you'd like to get into?
do you collect anything?
how long have you known your oldest friend?
are you a member of any clubs or associations?
have you ever changed fields in your career or education?
how many wisdom teeth do you have and have you had any removed?
what's your favourite beverage?
do you have any living grandparents?
do you have nieces/nephews/godchildren/other kids in your life that aren't yours?
what's the coolest place you've visited?
what's your most recent degree and has it been useful to you?
would you rather own a dishwasher or a laundry machine if you could only have one or the other?
do you make a list before going to the grocery store or just wing it?
what's your favourite household chore?
what chore do you hate the most?
do you have houseplants and how are you at keeping them alive?
what's your living arrangement? (who do you live with, in what kind of building, do you own or rent or other?)

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sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it
Any good story needs an ending. Any good story needs an ending!! Any good story needs and ending!!! To make a point you need a period, not a comma!!!!!
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