Unwilling Wunk

This shit's giving me ASMR and I don't even have the sound on...

I cannot stress enough how much you need the sound for this one

why is she ourple..................

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

it's really really funny to me that eva stratt's list of crimes canonically includes piracy. do movie only fans know they tried to take her to court for pirating everything ever published and she ron swanson'd her way out of it. i need you all to know this.

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

It is quite literally the greatest movie ever made.

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

Labubus went feral and became a parasitoid species that would lay their larvae in mammals. And this influencer was irresponsibly keeping a bunch of them in her bathtub and letting them run wild in her house and attack her. The implication was that she was like 50% larvae now but somehow she wasn't sick? She would go on about how nice and friendly the feral labubus were while she was filming one actively trying to maul her.

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

7 shouldn't have been redeemed for what they've done. It's a problematic ship.

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement