脫褲子放屁

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

the pistachio food trend is soooo interesting because it's like. i've been following the californian pistachio water politics for years, as a californian with personal connections to agricultural workers but! basically there's been a big push in california agriculture over the last decade to pressure farmers to produce pistachios, because iran has dominated the global market in pistachios for decades, and the US government has been trying to weaken iran economically, so they want to make california pistachios a competitor. which is ridiculous, because california's agricultural infrastructure is suffering under a drought, and pistachios take insane amounts of water. so a ton of water is being redirected from the people in order to engage in a trade war with iran over fucking. pistachios.

like uggghhh i can't break down sobbing and curl up and die i have shit to do

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

Wait what's wrong with the sky in Ontario