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Max, ze/zir/zirs, 29 ✡ (18+ only). I've had the same title and url since 2010 and the longer I leave it the more I want to change it but the more I can't. My blog is old enough to predate my unlearning of what I was taught growing up, but make no mistake that I am now fully for a free Palestine.

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depsidase

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soberscientistlife

NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

tyrannosaurus-tex

Slow the fuck down is also the way to avoid scams, social engineering, phishing, etc.

“Oh, no the CEO of my employer is having an emergency and I need to click this link right now!!!”

Slow down…

“Why would the CEO be emailing ME of all people? Maybe this email is a phishing attack that would get my employer hacked and me fired for allowing it.” (It probably is a phishing email.)

lytefoot

In general, “Slow the fuck down” is an extremely powerful information literacy skill.

lucyaudley

Genuinely thinking about showing this to my freshmen instead of the CRAAP test

i-say-ok

ok.

ponyboyfaceshopping

feeling like the health inspector

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

proudlyunicorn

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

gleerant

ok

gleerant

update: we are dating

gleerant

update: we are married

proudlyunicorn

update: we knocked up

strugglingqueer

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

gleerant

Update: had a baby together

gleerant

Update: he’s 1 year old today

gleerant

Update: he’s 2 today

proudlyunicorn

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

proudlyunicorn

Update: guess who became a big brother yesterday?

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

adamsmasher

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

optionalcausality

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

#spiders georg

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huffylemon

Happy Halloween

spookyskeletonblog

#cats

jimhenson-themuppetmaster

Jim Henson first Sketches of Oscar the Grouch

nau-see

my ideal form

chillgamesh-the-swing

What the everliving hell?

mizores-fanboy

Your not friendly reminder that cops stole more monetary value then all burglaries in 2020, and that is only dwarfed by time theft by American businesses.

pricklybluewolf

......how do people let this happen and go about calmly in their lives

athelind

the thin blue racket

autistic-af

It's Wednesday here in Australia.

So, quick special interest Infodump:

Why are ghosts depicted in a white sheet?

Coffins used to be a luxury item, with many people being unable to afford them. So, a burial shroud was often used to wrap the body.

On stage, ghosts were often depicted wearing armour. Such as the Commandant in Don Giovanni:

However, the clanking of armour could disrupt scenes and ruin moments. So directors began depicting ghosts in white or in a burial shroud.

Here's an updated scene of the Commandant from Don Giovanni:

#history

membraneshock

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

fuckyeahcoelacanths

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carnival-phantasm

#amogus

abnerkrill

i hope everyone knows that the last wga strike was ~100 days and it's a pretty common phenomenon for strike support to tank after a month or two when it feels like it's dragging on and some writers and talk show hosts are crossing picket lines and trying to "return" to "normal" because of people's livelihoods etc when they're really just scabs. sure hope that we keep that in mind and are prepared for the long haul and aren't just in it while it's convenient for us <3

#you mean your personal and privileged ability to -go back to normal- doesn’t trump collectively livelihood for those being harmed?#a concept!#wga

orpheusilver

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

orpheusilver

dont do this

babblingbranches

cryptcollector

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

cryptcollector

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

cryptcollector

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

cryptcollector

do not do this.

an-android-in-a-tutu

I know why "prefered pronouns" and "prefered name" were retired from the vocabulary (it's way more than a matter of preference) but in retrospect it feels like a successful psyop to make transphobes sound absolutely incoherent.

an-android-in-a-tutu

Griping about people having "prefered pronouns": legible, clearly indicates what they have a problem with (trans people existing and being respected), makes you a huge unreasonable asshole but one whose grievances can at least be parsed for some kind of meaning.

Griping about people just having "pronouns": Incoherent, you are angry at a part of speech. Old man yells at cloud moment. Your hatred is so blinding that you can't hide that you have no idea what you're talking about and you look like a child throwing a tantrum except a child has probably been in an english class recently enough to know what a pronoun is.

an-android-in-a-tutu

Anyway we should do this with more stuff. Let's just call transitioning puberty exclusively until we get right wing grifters saying that puberty is unnatural and if you've gone through it you're a freak on their shitty little youtube channels.

#trans #pronouns

immigrant-deactivated20230308

yeah i’m a fag (fine ass guy)

junglejim4322

yeah im a fag (faggot)

#me

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beekeep

Ok here we go again…someone reposted this and is clowning on it saying that non-Jews shouldn’t comment on the holocaust. First off, this comment is fairly benign and historically not far off base. Nazis did in fact target trans healthcare with their first book burnings. The fact that they saw it as deriving from Jewish corruption—and therefore they ransacked and burned books from Magnus Hirschfileld’s Institute of Sexual Research—is certainly notable, though the comment isn’t denying it, it’s simply pointing to a specific form of bigotry which mirrors today’s conditions.

Jews weren’t the only victims of the holocaust. That is a historically true statement. Jews do not own the holocaust. Roma, homo/transsexuals, black europeans, communists, and more were targeted alongside the Jews. The idea that non-Jews shouldn’t comment on the holocaust is frankly a very self-centered statement which betrays a lack of solidarity to other marginalized peoples. Bigotries aren’t discrete entities, they’re a tightly intertwined system which hurts all of us. The sooner we accept that others have parallel histories, the better we’re equipped to change our futures.

#j #z

animentality

tucsonhorse

Remember how it started as 14 days?

hardylettuce

FUN FACT!

I was working as a contact tracer during the pandemic. I was in a supervisor position, so I'd be on calls with the Illinois Department of Public Health (IDPH), who would relay to us what the CDC's current guidance was. And when the 5 Day Isolation thing came out, all of us asked "but is it safe? Is there any guidance that suggests people are less likely to infect others?" Their answer was "no, but businesses need workers, and this is about people getting back to work faster."

I know a lot of people think that the 5 Day Isolation must have come about because of some new scientific discovery that 10 days was too long, or new strains don't last as long, and blatantly no. THIS DECISION WAS NEVER MADE TO KEEP YOU SAFE. THIS DECISION HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT MONEY.

#covid

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