i hope you heal so hard that the bare minimum disgusts you.

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

i hate the way straight men perceive sex like youre so fucking weird derogatory. not even weird hot

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

you are able to cuddle me and pet me btw . it's possible

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

i miss gougar. we should bring back gougar