ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........