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DON’T become even a casual nerd about historical fashion because you’ll start looking at pseudo-medieval fantasy and going “that jacket and those breeches are 200 years apart and reflect extremely different social movements” and “oh no they were NOT making shirts like that prior to industrialization” and “a fly front? in MY ~1500s???”

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.

I've said it before, I will say it again. Tramp was shown latter in the movie to be a ratter. It is not at all farfetched to think that he might have once hunted a bunch of rats that threatened the restaurant and so the head chef considers him a valuable ex-employee and friend.

The funniest line in wild mountain thyme or possibly any folk flirting song is “if my true love she were gone/I would surely find another” like bitch you’re replaceable. Are you coming to my bower or not

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

Me when i'm chilling with my friends and then they keep saying stuff like 'you can't live without the amulet' and 'i think you need to quit the amulet' like bro i literally can whenever i want. And i Dont Want To

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

that’s her. the Task Manager

Humans have finally managed to land on Mars, only to find a locked safe buried in the Martian soil. The key is apparently on Earth, but no one knows where.

we are the “oh, I know a guy” teamwork species

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

#yuna hollander is my favorite part of heated rivalry #there is so much wrong with her and i love her for all of it #not a poor little meow meow to me but like... #the other one #she canonically bullied Shane's like six year old teammates for being bad and holding her son back #i understand the impulse that makes people make her want to cook #but again canonically her husband does that #yuna instead gets mad when ad executives don't drape shane's wet t-shirt the right way and does it herself #she WILL see you in court #you WILL NOT see her in the kitchen #yuna hollander i will defend all your wrongs and by god you have a lot of wrongs #but wrongs in a way that are so funny and specific and sometimes very sweet (tags by @amarguerite )

It is true in my heart of hearts that everyone. or at least a solid majority of people. genuinely think the inciting incident of the HuntervHollander fight is that Scott called Shane a slur. I’m being serious. There is very little that could get Hockey’s Two Goodest Boys beating each other up especially with the genuine rage Shane was displaying there. A week after the fight Shane and Scott’s agents have to force them to separately release statements that are just “I did not say something racist to one of the only Asian players in the league” and “I did not try to kill Scott because he said a racist slur to me” because the hockey community is tearing them to SHREDS absolutely convinced Scott said some heinous shit to get Shane to react like that. Which. He did. But it was a gay-on-gay hate crime and nobody was guessing that.