The Famously Blue

inside job from a girl with big agoraphobias

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

i bet it feels good as fuck to escape from the narrative

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Money, but it's different sized lithium ion batteries.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.