The Famously Blue

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Money, but it's different sized lithium ion batteries.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

Happy pride to everyone's favorite bisectual Straff Venture.

SOMEONE HUG TALN RIGHT NOW

I should be allowed to summon beasts to destroy those who displease me. I would use this power responsibly.