Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.
I would unironically love this
NASA
The Bowery Presents

shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
RMH

roma★

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

Kiana Khansmith
todays bird
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

Jimmy Eat World
Phantogram Three
Not today Justin
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Color Me Curious
cherry valley forever

Origami Around

seen from Mexico
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seen from Indonesia

seen from Malaysia
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seen from Türkiye
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Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.
I would unironically love this

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hey so i have no idea what the status: sims but social media app is, but one of my siblings is asking me to share their referral code and ask people to use it so they don't have to pay to play. their code is BDAwMw7pwt, and they say please and thank you.
People with curly hair should actually always be in heaven
it's funny because like... only 2 of my moots know I have curly hair

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People with curly hair should actually always be in heaven
REAL friendship is slowly letting all of my other snap streaks die so we can have the longest streak
PSA: NEW SCAM ALERT
AO3 team will NEVER contact you via your fic’s comments section!!!!!!!!
if you get a comment from someone claiming to be from AO3 in any way, shape or form, IT IS A SCAM.
if you get a comment from someone claiming they work with AO3 and that your AO3 account has been compromised or restricted somehow and that you must contact xyz or open a link they give, IT IS A SCAM.
they want to hack your account and/or steal your credit card/personal information (because the link they want you to click on will require your login info and/or your other sensitive information!!!!)
*the same scam tactic can be seen on tumblr where these scammers claim to be someone from tumblr team too
DO. NOT. FALL. FOR. IT!!!!!!
here’s AO3’s official statement about it
here’s the post I made that covered other types of bots
if I don't finish a fic in 3 days, I just know it's going to take me 3 months
it is time
It is time
Unless you're a supernatural fan, then Tuesdays are NEVER safe.

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i love using “ok” to punctuate my sentences ok
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now
Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)
Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol
Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)
It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”
[ID: The first is an image of Canada and Mexico with the United States edited out that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream". The second image is an image of North America with all lands labelled with the names of the tribes living on them that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream".]
here is a REALLY detailed hq map of indigenous american nations if you're interested (you are.)
and alaska. and hawai'i.
This is actually the most important thing I’ve seen this year
don't get me wrong I love all of my moots but I also kind of hate that I can see stuff that my moots have reblogged from fandoms I haven't watched yet?? like no I would not like to see screen caps of this show I have not watched yet but I will NOT unfollow you because you are my moot and I love you
original post [x]
this is the happiest day of my life
Too soon
65 million years…
Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t).
So it’s all good!!
That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.
I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

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i do not "play" hard to get, i AM hard to get. hate to break it to you buddy but if you want me you have to get through at least one dragon, a firewall that i forgot the password to years ago, daddy issues, multiple sexual traumas, and my lack of emotional availability. tough luck i guess.
also me you have to fight me
yes you also have to fight my bestie
i do not "play" hard to get, i AM hard to get. hate to break it to you buddy but if you want me you have to get through at least one dragon, a firewall that i forgot the password to years ago, daddy issues, multiple sexual traumas, and my lack of emotional availability. tough luck i guess.