i... i have a confession. ever since my family started pissing me off by saying they use chatgpt for everything, i've been lying to them and saying i used chatgpt for really important things too.
"did you write your thank you letters to everyone who sent you graduation money?"
"oh yeah chatgpt gave me a generic note to write everybody!"
"have you written your grandma yet to wish her good luck with her cancer treatment?"
"yep! chatgpt told me what to say."
"did you apply for that grant?"
"yeah, i had chatgpt write the essay. i didn't even have to edit anything!"
"did you apply for a work study?"
"yeah, i had chatgpt fill out the form for me."
i am evil and will not be taking any constructive criticism at this time. please phrase all questions in the form of a compliment or i'll cry.



















