tyler

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

my fun hobby is performing actions beyond my programmed parameters

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing