D*CK-HEAD ALIEN

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

every time i see people jogging outside on a sunny day i think yeah. just like in sims 4

I can also do this

Crazy how you all know me as this funny glamorous blogger whereas in real life I’m the Belgian agricultural minister

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

um yeah his name was Wheatley