D*CK-HEAD ALIEN

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

sex isn't real. they just made it up as something to be used in sex

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude