losing all my battles since ‘99

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

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