the real funniest thing about journal 3 is that ford is absolutely positively UNHINGED the whole time and dipper really read this thing and still fanboyed over ford
That little shit read lines like "He really acts like a Steve" and "batch out for will means nothing at all- utter nonsense" and "...I have not sampled human blood" and said "Wow. The wisdom. The depth. A true hero."
#i mean i fanboy over ford too so i can't judge dipper too harshly #but still! #ford in the journal: I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 507 HOURS AND AM GOING TO DIE OF EXHAUSTION. #dipper reading it 30 years later: omg so true bestie (via @trianglesimpfordpines)
#I mean to be fair if you were 12 and found a spooky totally unhinged boon in the woods you’d think it’s the coolest thing ever too #book* #with a mysterious author too? hell yeah I’ll idolise that probably unstable man hdbdndjd (via @purblzart)
#There's blood on my hands. I can't trust anyone. Death is coming. #OMG THIS GUY COULD TOTALLY BE MY BESTIE!!!!!! #gravity falls #dipper pines #ford pines #no seriously. #he saw something like #'There's blood on my hands. I can't trust anyone. Death is coming.' #and was like #'mabel this guy is my idol!!!! isnt he so cool???" #'dipper what the fuck' - mabel probably (via @iceespizza)
#journal ford: I have not slept in 100 hours and I hate everything I’m gonna die #dipper: omg just like me fr fr (not like him fr fr) (via @susie-dreemurr)
#ford: am I insane??? *several blood spots* #Dipper: so cool!!11 (via @gfanlocalcryptid)
#dipper: he’s just like me fr… (via @thepinkminx6457)




















