I make good life decisions.

i feel like that picture of ben affleck smoking the cigarette and looking so tired all the time

what do you mean my childhood affected me

new uterine lining just dropped

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

learning that providing people with food when they're experiencing a huge life change has really revolutionised my supportive gift-giving techniques and it works every single time. you've just moved house? takeaway gift card. you have a new baby? takeaway gift card. you're suffering a bereavement? guess what. takeaway gift card. have one evening of not having to thing about cooking or groceries or meal planning. take a little breathing space.

I will never get tired of the big-ass fucking seagull head on the front of Helsinki art museum. I hope they never take it down.

This is the sort of shit that all public artwork should be. The kind that you can use as a landmark to find your lost buddies. Going like "yeah I'm standing at the front of this building. Under the giant fucking seagull head. You'll know it when you see it."

becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.