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I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

u cant trust people who step on flowers

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon