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u cant trust people who step on flowers

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

No one told me that Cat Grant would be fighting for her life in these Superbat fanfics cause why must she always be sick? Can't she just have another assignment? Must she suffer through every plague known to man in order for Clark to be at a Wayne Charity Gala? Free Cat from her weak immune system PLEASE.

gotham is filled with evil homosexuals so I think having a buff dude in high-tec latex underwear pinning them to the ground doesn't really help the crime situation actually