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Can't stop thinking about how I was talking about several instances of a transfem egg meeting/talking to me and then they come out and start transitioning, and my sister (who is one of said women) goes "So YOU'RE the "gay pathogen" conservatives warn people about."

Like, holy shit, there's At LEAST 4 transwoman out there that met me and then transitioned, each hundreds to thousands of miles away from each other, so I'm literally the only link some of them have to each other.

#out here making omelets #the chemicals in the water making the frogs gay #transgender #tranwomen #this is a joke #but still #my druggy 28 y/o cousin in texas has never met the 60+ straight edge pastor in california #but they're both women now #guess my ability to be so wildly myself at all times even when I got pushback and hate for it #inspired them to come out /joking #hide your men because they'll be women when I'm done with them

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"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

syd-cudi

it makes your brain happy! your body could use some joy too

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no everyone shut up and listen. truths were said

icannotgetoverbirds

in all seriousness, if you're craving ice cream, it's likely that your body needs fat and carbs. If ice cream isn't an option for whatever reason, you can try to feed yourself something else with a significant amount of fat and/or carbs. You may also be dehydrated if you're craving sweets.

That said, sometimes your body and brain do genuinely just need a pick me up.

The more frequently you practice intuitive eating like this, the better you'll get at figuring out what it is that your body is asking for.

Also, a great trick is to take a look at what you're craving, note the nutritional contents (fat, carbs, protein, plant matter/fiber) and try and figure out what else sounds tasty for your particular craving. This can give you more data points to go off of. For instance, if you're craving ice cream, but a sweet roll sounds just as good, it's probably carbs your body is asking you for. That said, if you're craving ice cream and a sweet roll doesn't sound good at all BUT a bagel with strawberry cream cheese or avocado toast DOES sound good, you know it's fat you're needing.

If all you're craving is ice cream and nothing else sounds worth the effort, you may just need a low effort mood boost, which is also totally valid! This can also help you even if you can't have ice cream, because now that you know what your body actually wants, you know there are more ways to fulfill that order than the way it asked you to!

myvanityisavirtue

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also, uh.. Migraines. I started getting a migraine and all of a sudden I just NEEDED Ice cream. I had some in the freezer so put some in a cup, went off, and it was instantly fixed. Turned out the cold in ice cream can alter the blood flow via the veins in the top of the mouth and that somehow can fix migraines? Ice water will do the same. But if you are getting a migraine, try getting ice cold water or ice cream to the roof of your mouth as a first step fix.

vaspider

I have genuinely never regretted listening to my body when I had a genuine craving.

A couple of months ago, when we were trying to get my insulin/blood sugar all set and I was struggling real hard, I also had a HUGE craving for shellfish. I generally don't eat shellfish on account of, you know, Jewish, but when all I could think about for DAYS was eating COLD SHRAMP RIGHT NOWWWWW, I went and got some.

I felt better right away, and my wife pointed out that we usually use sea salt in our food, which usually doesn't have iodine in it. She got us some sea salt with iodine, and I stopped dreaming of shrimp, and my blood sugar/insulin situation calmed down, bc iodine helps glucose processing.

Also like... even though it was extremely treyf, it made me feel good to listen to my body and give it what it asked for, even if it was a "forbidden/bad food" the way that most Americans talk about ice cream. Sometimes just listening to yourself is what you need as much as anything.

It makes you more confident in your body, and that's rad.

Also, I use that ice cream trick for migraines all the time.

penrosesun

The Talmud actually directly addresses the topic of severe cravings and for the record, eating treyf in your situation was absolutely following halacha:

מַתְנִי׳ עוּבָּרָה שֶׁהֵרִיחָה — מַאֲכִילִין אוֹתָהּ עַד שֶׁתָּשִׁיב נַפְשָׁהּ. חוֹלֶה — מַאֲכִילִין אוֹתוֹ עַל פִּי בְּקִיאִין, וְאִם אֵין שָׁם בְּקִיאִין — מַאֲכִילִין אוֹתוֹ עַל פִּי עַצְמוֹ עַד שֶׁיֹּאמַר דַּי. MISHNA: With regard to a pregnant woman who smelled food and was overcome by a craving to eat it, one feeds her until she recovers, as failure to do so could lead to a life-threatening situation. If a person is ill and requires food due to potential danger, one feeds him according to the advice of medical experts who determine that he indeed requires food. And if there are no experts there, one feeds him according to his own instructions, until he says that he has eaten enough and needs no more. (Yoma 82a)

vaspider

That does actually make me feel a lot better, thank you!

(Seriously, fixing my iodine levels REALLY helped my body regulate sugar.)

kittydesade

Iodine levels are a whole thing that’s been backgrounded in a lot of countries because we get it through iodized salt, but if we stop getting our required iodine it can really fuck us up.

whirlybot

i coloured it :))

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yeah thats right its doodle time. ill keep doodling until i cant think of any other scenarios and start the next main plot beat

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just a closeup on the dialog in the last doodle \/

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it is important to me that the first meeting between simon and the hail mary crew is a bad one

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kinda continuation of my previous art. anyway i think grace and rocky watched a bit of WWE before this

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im getting way too invested in this comic. anyway here's the mini comic from before this scene \/

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buncha close ups down here \/

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i think there's been a misunderstanding

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(also i should mention to not confuse people, i did change simon's outfit to be more like his movie-one. i just didn't like drawing the one i put him in. i hadn't thought too far ahead when making that first comic so now im kinda retcon-ing the "lore" to fit my new plan, as vaguely described below \/)

ive got a bit more of a plan now so i dooonnttt think ill need to retcon anything else?? also fun to realize im not stuck in my previous past mistakes because this is literally a fan comic and i can do what i want

close ups (+ the full prayer since people kept asking) \/

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so fun fact i redrew these next few pages like 5 times because i couldnt decide where to take the story. anyway after a day of scratching down ideas in my notes app i now have a plan

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ok i really need to slow down on comic making, i have responsibilities n shit. anyway, another one

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thank god i didnt have to copy paste that tree background again. anyway, not a very eventful page but an important one none the less

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i think i should put a warning in general for the rest of this comic: im a BIIGGG fan of body horror. this definitely doesnt mean anything for the next pages

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oof, sorry rocky. anyway i think rocky forgot what he was supposed to be doing

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yeah i cant let bad stuff happen to rocky i dont have the heart

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ok i got carried away, new page up

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yall are about to understand the weird amount of research i did for this dumb comic. anyway i hope the pacing doesnt feel too abrupt, im trying to finish out the prologue in the next few pages

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