TwoOunce

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

what's your problem

it was wet in there

if you go to stripclubs as a man you're automatically some kind of subhuman beast but if you go as a group you're not just a beast but a gay one at that. you're a gay cow dude.

I love that the insane shit people say about bluesky is like. True

You'd think people are being hyperbolic when they're like "you could say it was a little cloudy out this morning and someone you've never seen before would quote you with a caps-heavy reply about how trump's mind is clouded and he must be impeached" but no there are thousands of users who are actually like that

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest